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Weddings, for the most part, are supposed to be a classy event where the bride is the absolute picture of beauty and even purity. Everybody is typically on their best behavior and everything should turn out picture perfect – right? Well, not so in this review of the most awkward, embarrassing and outrageous wedding photos that have gone off the rails. Let’s hope the bride and groom will still be laughing down the road of blissful matrimony.
I’m Finally Free!
You’ve been chaste your entire life. Today is the day you’ve been waited for. Will somebody please help the groom off the floor.
Ooo, I Think He Found It, Mom
Ever since you brought up the “G spot” he’s been on the hunt. But at Disneyworld? Hey, there are kiddies looking.
Photographer: I’m Next
Some guys simply can’t wait to consummate the marriage. Keep drinking honey, I’m almost done. And oh, ya, the photographer wants some – water.
I’m Sure We’ll Find The Ring
Is her hand stuck? Do we need some air in there? Why was this photo taken?
Whose The Bride?
Aren’t brides posed to have that soft, dainty look? You know – strong and confident yet tender? Maybe pumping up for your wedding photos is not the “prettiest” idea.
The Bridal Sacrifice
Clearly these poor bridesmaids are being marched off to appease the groom’s last temptation before committing himself to his one and only. Or maybe they”re being tested to see if they can keep quiet for the rest of their lives. We just don’t know.
Another Tasty Shot
Bridesmaids or handmaidens? Nothing like a group shot of oral sex to remember and share with the entire world. Oh, get serious – it’s only for fun.
You Tarzan – Me Drunk
Don’t all women feel a teensy bit older on the day they get married? Some, it seems, will have nothing to do with that! Where’s that zip-line?
Wedding Take Of Musical Chairs
This must be a version of Musical Chairs for the wedding crowd. Looks like they simply ran out of chairs and are using the tables instead. We’re curious to see the first table.
Do You Feel A Draft?
Never ask a groom a loaded question. Or is that – never ask a loaded groom a question. He may not feel a draft, but looks like he’ll keep checking till he does.
You Put The Key Where?
Is this an invitation to drive or what? The only thing we’re not sure of is – drive what?
I Changed My Mind
Looks like the groom and bride had a change of heart. Both are planning to run off with their favorite bridesmaid.
Directions – Instructions?
Exactly what every pair of underwear should come with. Directions and instructions. Does Google maps know about this?
Show Me Your Piston Honey
Some brides can’t wait to get their engine going. Here’s an example of one who can’t even wait for the back seat. The groom must be the photographer who wanted a shot of the two most precious things in his life.
Is Anybody Else Hot In Here?
OK, it’s been a whirlwind day and you’re finally married. It’s time to undress, let it all hang out and chill. But maybe you could wait till you get back to the hotel?
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